Show: Two and a Half Men - 1x2

"No TV" refers to a rule or request to avoid watching television.

GameBoy: A portable video game console used for playing handheld video games.

"Oh, man" in this context is an exclamation expressing frustration or annoyance, often used to convey impatience or irritation in response to a demanding or abrupt statement.

A "good guy" is a person who is considered morally upright, honest, and aligned with positive values or intentions.

Judith's: a place or location associated with Judith, used in the context to indicate a specific location or setting.

Good news: A statement or message that brings hope, relief, or positive anticipation, often in contrast to bad news.

"So, no TV" is a directive to restrict access to electronic media as part of a punishment or curfew.

"What part" refers to a specific aspect or element of the statement "no TV" that the speaker does not understand.

A bad guy is a person who does harmful or unethical things.

"a fun way" refers to a lighthearted or playful manner, as contrasted with more serious or manipulative usage.

"all kinds" means many different types or varieties, as in "we get all kinds of bugs and crap flying in the house."

"Et cetera" is a Latin phrase meaning "and so on," used here to indicate that the list of included items is not exhaustive.

Good luck: Wishing someone success or hoping that favorable circumstances will occur, often in the context of a difficult or uncertain situation.

"one thing" refers to a single statement or remark made by Alan, contrasting with his subsequent actions.

Sock golf is a playful or fictional term for a variation of golf where socks are used in some manner, and the phrase "An eagle on the 18th" refers to a remarkable achievement, as in scoring one under par on the final hole.

"Two women" refers to the number of women the speaker has dated, including Judith, prompting the other person to respond with a sarcastic or critical remark.

"Two words" is a figure of speech used to convey a strong or emphatic response, often implying a sharp critique or a clear statement in a concise manner.

"what side" refers to the different perspectives or viewpoints someone might have, as in the context of differing opinions or interpretations of a situation.

"Good point" is an acknowledgment of a valid observation or comment made by someone else.

A good guy is a person who is morally upright, honest, and acts in a positive and ethical manner.

"Either that" refers to the option of selling the house as a two-bedroom plus aviary.

"Jake's room" refers to the private space where Jake is located, likely a setting for a conversation or event that is being discussed by the characters.

"Mom's house" refers to the home where the speaker lived or was staying when they painted their room.

"Garbage day" refers to the specific day designated for collecting household waste.

"Juice boxes" refers to plastic containers used to store and transport liquid, in this context highlighting the absurdity of leaving such items on a piano.

"a better way" refers to an improved or more effective method of handling a situation, as demonstrated by the speaker's realization and approval of the current approach.

A dogleg par is a golf hole with a long, curved layout that requires a player to complete the hole in four strokes or fewer.

"a few chores" refers to a small number of household tasks that someone is responsible for doing.

"Four strokes" refers to completing a task in four steps or movements, as in getting the sock into the kitchen sink in four moves or less.

Alan has been constantly trying to please everyone by fixing problems and acting nice, even when it doesn't work, as seen when it failed with his mom.

Toilet water is a colloquial term for water from a toilet, often used in a humorous or sarcastic way to describe something unpleasant or unexpected.

"17 more holes" refers to the remaining holes in a golf course, indicating that there are 17 holes left to play after the current one.

"A little help here?" is a polite and informal request for assistance, as seen when fans bring groceries to support a rising star in sock golf.

The Palmolive Cup is a prestigious award or trophy given to the winner of a competition or contest.

The 18th hole is the final hole of a golf course, which in this context is described as "all square" and is the concluding challenge for the defending champion and the rookie.

"The sink trap" refers to a situation or trick related to the sink, likely involving a hidden mechanism or a playful misdirection, as demonstrated in the dialogue where Judith is told the sink trap does not lie.

Uncle Charlie is a family member, specifically an uncle, who was defeated by the speaker in a game or competition.

A drywall guy is a person who installs or repairs drywall, a type of building material used for walls and ceilings.

"a little time" refers to a short period of time given to someone to adjust or change, as in needing time and space to come around.

"a two bedroom" refers to a residential property with two bedrooms, as in "I'll put it on the market as a two bedroom plus aviary."

"just two guys" refers to two individuals simply coming to an agreement on how to coexist, rather than an authority figure imposing rules.

A place where you can buy items to attract fish, such as worms, bait, and other fishing supplies.

"The last bird" refers to the final item being removed from a place, symbolizing the completion of a task or the end of a process.

"The swear jar" refers to a fund into which people contribute money for using offensive or vulgar language, as in the case of the person who said "bastards" and was asked to put $1 in the jar.

Mutual kissing: A consensual, reciprocal act of kissing between two people, occurring spontaneously and willingly on both sides.

"a little space" refers to a small amount of room or time given to someone to calm down or think clearly.

"A little while" means a short period of time, as in "I'll be back in a little while."

A quick errand is a short, urgent task or errand that does not require much time or effort.

"An easy tap-in" refers to a simple, straightforward putt that is likely to result in a birdie.

Animal control refers to a department or service responsible for managing and controlling wildlife, such as removing or managing problematic animals like seagulls.

Bird abatement refers to the process of controlling or reducing the presence of birds, particularly in areas where they cause disturbances or damage.

"My master file" refers to a comprehensive central record containing information on handymen, plumbers, electricians, maintenance schedules, warranties, and authorized repair centers.

"some sock golf" is a playful, informal way of inviting someone to engage in a light-hearted or humorous game, often used to suggest a fun or trivial activity.

"Your good news" refers to the positive information or announcement that someone is about to share, prompting the speaker to respond or take action.

"Your juice box" refers to a container or object that, when placed on a surface like a piano, can leave a mark or ring due to its material or the way it's placed.

"About that kiss" is a question expressing curiosity or reflection on a previous kiss, often used to revisit or discuss the emotional impact of it.

"The guilt thing" refers to the feeling of guilt or responsibility that someone might feel for not doing enough or for not being a good parent or caregiver, as expressed in the context of Alan's frustration with feeling helpless in the face of his responsibilities.

The living room is a dogleg par four hole where players must get their sock into the kitchen sink in four strokes or less.

A very good way is an expression used to indicate that a particular method or approach is effective and satisfactory.

"the damn things" refers to unwanted or problematic elements (like pests or intruders) that the speaker is warning against feeding or exposing to.

"The first place" refers to the initial or most immediate location where someone would go for a specific task or situation.

The flower beds are the garden areas where flowers are planted, currently flooded due to a broken sprinkler timer.

"The whole movie" refers to the entire duration or content of the film, emphasizing that the speaker is not going to elaborate on the entire story or events presented in the movie.

"Your whole life" refers to Alan's entire lifetime of behavior, emphasizing the repeated nature of his mistakes and the pattern of his actions.

Tennis bracelets are a type of bracelet, typically made of small, delicate beads or stones, often worn by women as a fashion accessory.

"The first things" refers to the initial or earliest elements mentioned in the context, such as the first actions or statements made by a character.

The garbage cans are the containers that need to be emptied or returned in according to the schedule for garbage collection.

"The kitchen sink" refers to the goal or target in the game, representing the completion of the course in four strokes or fewer.

"the same mistake" refers to the recurring error or pattern of behavior that Alan has been consistently making throughout his life.

"The water hazard" refers to a situation where water has entered the toilet, making it unsafe or unsanitary to use.

A promising young athlete or performer who is gaining attention and admiration.

"And another thing" is a conversational phrase used to introduce a follow-up point or observation in a casual, friendly manner.

A "seagull problem" refers to a situation where seagulls are causing disturbances or issues, such as noise, mess, or damage, leading someone to seek solutions like animal control or bird abatement.

A serious problem is a significant or urgent issue that requires attention and resolution.

The Ninja Turtles are a group of four anthropomorphic turtles who are skilled martial artists and heroes in comics, cartoons, and movies.

A place where people go to buy groceries.

"All the good stuff" refers to the enjoyable or desirable things someone has, such as a computer, TV, and toys, which have been removed from them.

"Strangers' laundry" refers to the clothing of people who are not known to the launderer, in this context meaning that the speaker's laundry service accepts clothes from unfamiliar customers because they are economically limited.

He has a short attention span, meaning he loses focus easily.

Those garbage cans are large containers on wheels that are difficult to lift without using one's spine.

"Just a little bread" is a casual, humorous response indicating a minimal amount of food, often used in a playful or sarcastic tone to imply the speaker is being overly generous or unsuspecting.

"That horrible noise" refers to the unpleasant, disruptive sound coming from the garbage disposal.

"The pressure mounts" means that tension or stress is increasing, leading to a situation where things are getting more intense or likely to escalate.

"Your home-run swing" refers to a powerful, decisive action or move, often implying confidence or a bold strategy in the context of a game or situation.

"Yeah, fine, whatever" expresses resignation or indifference to a request or demand, indicating that the speaker accepts the situation without further resistance or protest.

"Her garbage disposal" refers to the emotional or relational issues that Charlie is struggling with, implying that her personal problems (like emotional baggage or past relationships) are affecting her current actions or feelings toward the speaker.

"30, 40 screaming" refers to a group of noisy, disruptive birds (likely mockingbirds or similar species) that are causing disturbance in the house.

A device used to grind food waste into small particles that can be flushed down the drain.

The sprinkler system is an automated device used to water lawns or gardens.

"His bronchial inhaler" refers to a medication used to relieve bronchial spasms, likely indicating a medical condition or symptom related to breathing difficulties.

"Maintenance schedules" refer to a structured plan outlining when and what types of maintenance should be performed on equipment or systems to ensure optimal performance and longevity.

"The defending champion" refers to the player who has previously won the tournament and is competing again in the current event.

"You got any other bright ideas?" is a casual, conversational way of asking if there are additional clever or creative suggestions.

Authorized repair centers are officially designated locations approved to perform authorized repairs on products under warranty.

The coveted Palmolive Cup is a highly desirable award or trophy, often associated with a competition or contest, as seen in the context where the child won it.

"Those big flappy bastards" is a vulgar and informal expression used to refer to large, possibly unwelcome or intrusive animals, likely chickens, in a derogatory or exasperated tone.

The world's smallest violin is a miniature violin, typically no larger than a few inches, often used for educational or novelty purposes.

How about a little sock golf? is a playful, imaginative way of suggesting a fun, light-hearted game or activity, often used to entertain or engage children in a creative, non-serious manner.

A casual sexual relationship is a romantic or sexual partnership that is not committed or long-term, often involving minimal emotional investment and frequent changes in partners.