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ass  NOUN

bib  NOUN

(to) got  VERB

hoo  NOUN

i'm  NOUN

nup  ADJ

oop  NOUN

pup  NOUN

rno  NOUN

ugh  NOUN

heck  NOUN

nuts  ADJ

true  ADJ

bitch  NOUN

(to) boo  VERB

hope--  NOUN

life--  NOUN

looker  NOUN

(to) scoff  VERB

weirdo  NOUN

wifely  ADJ

(to) concoct  VERB

curler  NOUN

(to) honor  VERB

playing  NOUN

(to) realize  VERB

willing  ADJ

favorite  ADJ

overhaul  NOUN

plummet  NOUN

prostate  NOUN

(to) recreate  VERB

thrilled  ADJ

ugliness  NOUN

announcer  NOUN

(to) chuckle  VERB

deodorant  NOUN

neighbor  NOUN

(to) terrify  VERB

manscaping  NOUN

(to) meditate  VERB

vegetative  ADJ

worksheet  NOUN

complicated  ADJ

manipulator  NOUN

overwhelmed  ADJ

(to) spearhead  VERB

splitsville  ADJ

guardianship  NOUN

(to) incapacitate  VERB

telemarketer  NOUN

(to) growl  VERB

(to) ram  VERB

(to) disfigure  VERB

unicorn  NOUN

keg  NOUN

dysfunctional  ADJ

fierce  ADJ

persistent  ADJ

serenity  NOUN

curly  ADJ

gorilla  NOUN

devastating  ADJ

bastard  NOUN

(to) stammer  VERB

stair  NOUN

horribly  ADV

paranoia  NOUN

living  NOUN

heroic  ADJ

cracker  NOUN

caviar  NOUN

splitting  NOUN

butt  NOUN

pantie  NOUN

boob  NOUN

coma  NOUN

baseball  NOUN

(to) scrape  VERB

ridiculous  ADJ

(to) divide  VERB

(to) choke  VERB

shiny  ADJ

(to) manipulate  VERB

asset  NOUN

(to) cart  VERB

conversation  NOUN

nightmare  NOUN

accent  NOUN

state  NOUN

(to) whack  VERB

jar  NOUN

guardian  NOUN

topic  NOUN

measure  NOUN

(to) distract  VERB

(to) live  VERB

cooked  ADJ

(to) bend  VERB

bra  NOUN

potion  NOUN

exam  NOUN

specifically  ADV

pee  NOUN

waiter  NOUN

phony  ADJ

awkward  ADJ

unfortunately  ADV

apparently  ADV

upstairs  ADV

amazing  ADJ

(to) whisper  VERB

used  ADJ

(to) swap  VERB

stream  NOUN

straw  NOUN

(to) shove  VERB

(to) relieve  VERB

relative  NOUN

(to) recommend  VERB

peaceful  ADJ

overtime  NOUN

garlic  ADJ

few  ADJ

side  NOUN

sunshine  NOUN

tension  NOUN

(to) squeeze  VERB

pleasant  ADJ

rub  NOUN

will  NOUN

counter  NOUN

(to) counter  VERB

golf  NOUN

agenda  NOUN

arrangement  NOUN

pet  ADJ

belt  NOUN

directly  ADV

penny  NOUN

(to) curse  VERB

(to) cheat  VERB

newspaper  NOUN

estate  NOUN

adult  NOUN

(to) cheer  VERB

audience  NOUN

(to) yell  VERB

bored  ADJ

(to) flash  VERB

(to) scream  VERB

(to) swing  VERB

plug  NOUN

wake  NOUN

pattern  NOUN

object  NOUN

fry  NOUN

soap  NOUN

event  NOUN

bread  NOUN

(to) swim  VERB

agreement  NOUN

(to) suffer  VERB

damn  ADJ

damn  ADV

attractive  ADJ

plate  NOUN

expensive  ADJ

nasty  ADJ

genius  NOUN

odd  ADJ

mirror  NOUN

throat  NOUN

brother  NOUN

meal  NOUN

battle  NOUN

fabulous  ADJ

uncomfortable  ADJ

selfish  ADJ

fancy  ADJ

(to) strike  VERB

(to) avoid  VERB

(to) spring  VERB

cheap  ADJ

frankly  ADV

mystery  NOUN

meat  NOUN

operation  NOUN

post  ADJ

post  NOUN

(to) hire  VERB

(to) feed  VERB

healthy  ADJ

couch  NOUN

loser  NOUN

hook  NOUN

practically  ADV

eventually  ADV

attitude  NOUN

size  NOUN

(to) center  VERB

custody  NOUN

monster  NOUN

ugly  ADJ

(to) warn  VERB

duty  NOUN

passion  NOUN

(to) afford  VERB

(to) split  VERB

tooth  NOUN

corner  NOUN

train  NOUN

nowhere  ADV

final  ADJ

issue  NOUN

opinion  NOUN

guest  NOUN

aware  ADJ

insane  ADJ

chair  NOUN

(to) allow  VERB

client  NOUN

pant  NOUN

(to) assume  VERB

wine  NOUN

lock  NOUN

breaking  NOUN

nurse  NOUN

crap  NOUN

total  ADJ

credit  NOUN

(to) choose  VERB

(to) steal  VERB

planning  NOUN

TiVo  ORG

Skank  ORG

Howard  ORG

Korean  NORP

Stilton  FAC

us TiVo  NP

JEFF: Mm  NP

Moroccan  NORP

all butt  NP

all that  NP

maybe me  NP

post-nup  EVENT

you guys  NP

you girls  NP

(no accent  NP

Dad's hair  NP

No, weirdo  NP

a back rub  NP

just a bag  NP

Parent Trap  WORK_OF_AR

another pup  NP

curly fries  NP

every penny  MONEY

other women  NP

Eh, whatever  NP

Exactly what  NP

Ooh, hoo-hoo  NP

a fancy trip  NP

a high chair  NP

a little keg  NP

a quick look  NP

just a waste  NP

other adults  NP

three stores  NP

A living will  NP

What the hell  NP

a love potion  NP

a warm stream  NP

buon gi�rno  NP

odd pet names  NP

the last time  NP

the only wine  NP

(music playing  NP

Ah, young love  NP

Howard's money  NP

Jeff's cracker  NP

a close friend  NP

all the things  NP

my entire life  NP

the damn china  NP

the golf clubs  NP

the good china  NP

the house wine  NP

the same thing  NP

(Italian accent  NP

a cheap bastard  NP

a good question  NP

a prostate exam  NP

the final straw  NP

the living room  NP

the only reason  NP

your first date  NP

your golf clubs  NP

Five more inches  QUANTITY

Rachel's divorce  NP

Those golf clubs  NP

a nice body blow  NP

a total overhaul  NP

all the paranoia  NP

just a fancy way  NP

pleasant evening  NP

the credit cards  NP

the day's events  NP

the shiny object  NP

this stupid idea  NP

(gasps) ANNOUNCER  NP

Ooh, ooh, the one  NP

a lawyer's office  NP

attractive people  NP

my phony back rub  NP

that garlic bread  NP

that lawyer thing  NP

the Luigi Players  NP

your hair curlers  NP

Mom's hair curlers  NP

my worst nightmare  NP

no heroic measures  NP

some more red meat  NP

your favorite beer  NP

your wifely duties  NP

Larry's genius plan  NP

Mike, Larry, dinner  NP

a divorce agreement  NP

a little Korean boy  NP

a little manscaping  NP

a real wake-up call  NP

any lawyer's office  NP

our estate planning  NP

our favorite couple  NP

a little unicorn pee  NP

all the nasty things  NP

practically everyone  NP

the same arrangement  NP

The Manipulator" Gold  WORK_OF_AR

all the telemarketers  NP

their-their first date  NP

your half-ass back rub  NP

Twenty-Four Karat" Gold  NP

a fierce custody battle  NP

a nice peaceful evening  NP

some really nice plates  NP

the missing curly fries  NP

your whacked-out sister  NP

The most important thing  NP

a devastating right hook  NP

a surprise prostate exam  NP

some Moroccan flat bread  NP

the neighbors' newspapers  NP

this estate planning crap  NP

All right, easy, Nancy Drew  NP

Oh, uh, the post-nup papers  NP

Actually, Jamie's our lawyer  NP

Gold plummets, Gold plummets  NP

a persistent vegetative state  NP

the wife-swapping conversation  NP

the, uh, surprise mystery guest  NP

your crazy, dysfunctional sister  NP

your signed Derek Jeter baseball  NP

your crazy, dysfunctional brother  NP

Winner, and still champion-- Dave "Twenty-Four Karat" Gold  NP

Italian  NORP

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