Show: How I Met Your Mother - 9x1

50  NOUN

ass  NOUN

dna  NOUN

(to) edi  VERB

I'm  NOUN

ugh  NOUN

yay  NOUN

18th  ADJ

21st  ADJ

9x01  NOUN

9x02  NOUN

beet  NOUN

(to) it'  VERB

mama  NOUN

pic  NOUN

(to) piss  VERB

sync  NOUN

true  ADJ

bitch  NOUN

biter  NOUN

churn  NOUN

color  NOUN

dork  NOUN

down-  ADJ

gavel  NOUN

honk  NOUN

lingo  NOUN

ma'am  NOUN

modem  NOUN

moose  NOUN

sedan  NOUN

spurt  NOUN

(to) throw  VERB

why'd  NOUN

aldrin  NOUN

binder  NOUN

boner  NOUN

bummed  ADJ

chime  NOUN

coming  NOUN

(to) etch  VERB

grisly  ADJ

incest  NOUN

loudly  ADV

(to) pique  VERB

scoff  NOUN

(to) scoff  VERB

spunky  ADJ

(to) that'  VERB

unsung  ADJ

weakly  ADV

borscht  NOUN

caramel  NOUN

(to) chuckle  VERB

curling  NOUN

divider  NOUN

(to) honk  VERB

hornier  ADV

midsize  ADJ

minivan  NOUN

panting  ADJ

preachy  ADJ

ringing  NOUN

shucksy  NOUN

(to) stash  VERB

sweetie  NOUN

toolbar  NOUN

worried  ADJ

bonspiel  NOUN

freaking  ADJ

gunshot  NOUN

marzipan  NOUN

narrator  NOUN

neighbor  NOUN

plutonic  ADJ

(to) randomly  VERB

(to) realize  VERB

(to) retch  VERB

setting  NOUN

shackle  NOUN

stressed  ADJ

trucker  NOUN

accordion  NOUN

(to) afflict  VERB

bombshell  NOUN

bratwurst  NOUN

(to) clamor  VERB

gloveless  ADJ

greyhound  NOUN

(to) hitchhike  VERB

(to) somethink  VERB

teardrop  NOUN

clattering  NOUN

expressway  NOUN

lumberjack  NOUN

newfangled  ADJ

soundproof  ADJ

sumbitche  NOUN

telepathic  ADJ

unrewarded  ADJ

humiliating  ADJ

informative  ADJ

monstrosity  NOUN

pornography  NOUN

flamboyantly  ADV

locket</font  NOUN

unquenchable  ADJ

color=#00FF00  NOUN

color=#00FFFF  NOUN

(to) revolutionize  VERB

environmentalist  NOUN

color=#00ffff>@elder_man</font  NOUN

possible  ADJ

(to) clutter  VERB

(to) shudder  VERB

buck  NOUN

compartment  NOUN

detour  NOUN

moan  NOUN

(to) moan  VERB

ape  NOUN

doodle  NOUN

unicorn  NOUN

(to) spook  VERB

countless  ADJ

legendary  ADJ

historic  ADJ

attendant  NOUN

(to) ban  VERB

(to) conceive  VERB

restricted  ADJ

audio  NOUN

critic  NOUN

reign  NOUN

sigh  NOUN

(to) sigh  VERB

redhead  NOUN

devastating  ADJ

booty  NOUN

locket  NOUN

(to) swat  VERB

pushy  ADJ

dumb  ADJ

roadside  NOUN

propaganda  NOUN

(to) exhale  VERB

chirp  NOUN

completely  ADV

stereotype  NOUN

(to) mutter  VERB

erotic  ADJ

conductor  NOUN

repeatedly  ADV

sibling  NOUN

lighthouse  NOUN

rogue  NOUN

electronic  ADJ

diving  NOUN

living  NOUN

diaper  NOUN

jerk  ADJ

jerk  NOUN

(to) satisfy  VERB

warming  NOUN

stressful  ADJ

amateur  NOUN

gag  NOUN

horny  ADJ

sum  NOUN

obnoxious  ADJ

enthusiasm  NOUN

(to) hum  VERB

smoke  NOUN

peasant  NOUN

mammal  NOUN

softly  ADV

sled  ADJ

timber  NOUN

internet  NOUN

(to) imitate  VERB

groan  NOUN

font  ADJ

font  NOUN

(to) font  VERB

civilization  NOUN

calf  NOUN

suggestion  NOUN

ridiculous  ADJ

resident  NOUN

(to) rely  VERB

tackle  NOUN

(to) tackle  VERB

thirst  NOUN

password  NOUN

online  NOUN

mobile  ADJ

fur  NOUN

nickname  NOUN

growth  NOUN

insulting  ADJ

update  NOUN

humanity  NOUN

(to) sober  VERB

(to) chew  VERB

(to) screech  VERB

goat  NOUN

accent  NOUN

solo  NOUN

residence  NOUN

attraction  NOUN

(to) equal  VERB

banana  NOUN

snack  NOUN

quietly  ADV

fragile  ADJ

altar  NOUN

wisdom  NOUN

(to) live  VERB

nation  NOUN

stunt  NOUN

peanut  NOUN

(to) ditch  VERB

horn  NOUN

pumpkin  NOUN

landing  NOUN

eternity  NOUN

air  NOUN

subtle  ADJ

(to) chop  VERB

(to) exit  VERB

(to) attend  VERB

alert  NOUN

phony  ADJ

(to) cheat  VERB

anniversary  NOUN

physical  ADJ

jealous  ADJ

(to) experience  VERB

innocent  ADJ

dangerous  ADJ

definitely  ADV

amazing  ADJ

(to) whisper  VERB

stream  NOUN

storage  NOUN

relative  NOUN

(to) relate  VERB

(to) justify  VERB

instance  NOUN

highway  NOUN

global  ADJ

gear  NOUN

few  ADJ

(to) encourage  VERB

departure  NOUN

(to) click  VERB

advertisement  NOUN

(to) adopt  VERB

guitar  NOUN

side  NOUN

menu  NOUN

(to) climb  VERB

strip  NOUN

device  NOUN

creepy  ADJ

cookie  NOUN

childhood  NOUN

reception  NOUN

channel  NOUN

relief  NOUN

(to) abandon  VERB

(to) attract  VERB

belt  NOUN

trace  NOUN

directly  ADV

motel  NOUN

actual  ADJ

nonsense  NOUN

opera  NOUN

curse  NOUN

(to) curse  VERB

reasonable  ADJ

toy  NOUN

quarter  NOUN

sweat  NOUN

(to) cheer  VERB

(to) insist  VERB

(to) yell  VERB

section  NOUN

option  NOUN

(to) scream  VERB

successful  ADJ

poison  NOUN

(to) poison  VERB

maid  NOUN

mate  NOUN

yet  ADV

pencil  NOUN

limit  NOUN

whatsoever  ADV

tale  NOUN

(to) separate  VERB

(to) sail  VERB

nearby  ADV

naughty  ADJ

leather  NOUN

leader  NOUN

(to) label  VERB

industry  NOUN

glove  NOUN

gum  NOUN

(to) perform  VERB

guide  NOUN

butter  NOUN

math  NOUN

parent  NOUN

holiday  NOUN

toilet  NOUN

wheel  NOUN

(to) prepare  VERB

argument  NOUN

damn  ADJ

damn  NOUN

friendly  ADJ

male  ADJ

shift  NOUN

extremely  ADV

genius  NOUN

awesome  ADJ

magazine  NOUN

tall  ADJ

universe  NOUN

guilt  NOUN

(to) manage  VERB

unit  NOUN

driver  NOUN

brother  NOUN

hug  NOUN

(to) bury  VERB

sky  NOUN

meantime  NOUN

photo  NOUN

member  NOUN

pair  NOUN

committed  ADJ

wise  ADJ

(to) watch  VERB

(to) guarantee  VERB

shape  NOUN

stranger  NOUN

indeed  ADV

race  NOUN

handsome  ADJ

storm  NOUN

(to) storm  VERB

(to) launch  VERB

(to) rent  VERB

(to) post  VERB

(to) drag  VERB

percent  NOUN

miserable  ADJ

chocolate  NOUN

view  NOUN

loss  NOUN

(to) invite  VERB

(to) hook  VERB

lonely  ADJ

(to) correct  VERB

practically  ADV

master  NOUN

(to) celebrate  VERB

account  NOUN

bride  NOUN

blind  NOUN

miracle  NOUN

loud  ADV

ticket  NOUN

happiness  NOUN

(to) bite  VERB

airport  NOUN

(to) split  VERB

tooth  NOUN

further  ADJ

train  NOUN

issue  NOUN

speech  NOUN

skin  NOUN

cousin  NOUN

barely  ADV

(to) hold  VERB

insane  ADJ

rough  ADJ

desk  NOUN

truly  ADV

wild  ADJ

freak  NOUN

(to) freak  VERB

(to) lock  VERB

crap  NOUN

total  ADJ

total  NOUN

nut  NOUN

(to) choose  VERB

dirty  ADJ

(to) roll  VERB

flight  NOUN

HBO  ORG

Herm  ORG

99.9%  PERCENT

Mosby  FAC

Yukon  FAC

Stella  ORG

Vachon  ORG

Bondage  ORG

K-Rodge  ORG

Mountie  ORG

Oh, boy  NP

When he  NP

old man  NP

No, look  NP

Showtime  ORG

Smirnoff  ORG

Sumbitch  ORG

hot dogs  NP

one hand  NP

one seat  NP

you guys  NP

Aunt Lily  NP

Good call  NP

Jerk face  NP

Ring bear  NP

What kind  NP

bad shape  NP

even noon  NP

fun facts  NP

other men  NP

true love  NP

what time  NP

(both sigh  NP

Back</font  NORP

Midwestern  NORP

Nerd alert  NP

One ticket  NP

a nice guy  NP

baby seats  NP

road trips  NP

Cousin Pete  NP

Double guns  NP

Lily's boys  NP

Monstrosity  PRODUCT

Right, Lily  NP

a baby seat  NP

a big storm  NP

a few words  NP

a whole set  NP

a wild card  NP

all the way  NP

another one  NP

another sum  NP

five things  NP

one percent  PERCENT

six fingers  NP

smoke rings  NP

♪ Islands  NP

(phone rings  NP

40-foot-tall  QUANTITY

Cousin Cecil  NP

Cousin Mitch  NP

Cousin Robin  NP

Disney World  ORG

Eh, nonsense  NP

James's room  NP

Scherbatskys  WORK_OF_AR

Thanks, baby  NP

The Sand Box  WORK_OF_AR

Vachon cakes  NP

a New Yorker  ORG

a big speech  NP

a gas option  NP

a great idea  NP

a long story  NP

a strip club  NP

drunk idiots  NP

her own pair  NP

pumpkin head  NP

the best man  NP

the car seat  NP

the only way  NP

the same way  NP

(gasps) Train  NP

(phone chirps  NP

(voice breaks  NP

12 wild cards  NP

Every wedding  NP

Hundred bucks  MONEY

One "best man  NP

The Crab Shed  WORK_OF_AR

Uh, fun story  NP

Wedding March  NP

What the hell  NP

a good chance  NP

a little girl  NP

another world  NP

grisly murder  NP

her dream job  NP

her glove box  NP

his own house  NP

how many keys  NP

my pencil box  NP

only one seat  NP

our road trip  NP

peanut butter  NP

the day shift  NP

the ring bear  NP

the wild card  NP

(phone ringing  NP

Canuckin' nuts  NP

Marshall's mom  NP

a banana gavel  NP

a crazy cousin  NP

absolutely the  NP

all this stuff  NP

an erotic cake  NP

another flight  NP

further notice  NP

global warming  NP

just a peasant  NP

my only tackle  NP

nobody's fault  NP

one proud mama  NP

the East Coast  LOC

the Model U.N.  ORG

the damn phone  NP

the one couple  NP

the same place  NP

"Wedding March"  WORK_OF_AR

(Russian accent  NP

(low, deep moan  NP

Old Gypsy woman  NP

Robin's wedding  NP

Shucksy doodles  NP

The ape masters  NP

a White Russian  NORP

a nice bus ride  NP

a tough weekend  NP

a train station  NP

any other seats  NP

different women  NP

just a Dumpster  NP

just a question  NP

just a stranger  NP

that big a deal  NP

that diaper bag  NP

the actual name  NP

the next flight  NP

the only couple  NP

the only person  NP

the only traces  NP

the speed limit  NP

their sled dogs  NP

"The Battle Hymn  NP

2006 Monstrosity  NP

All the airports  NP

Countless babies  NP

a beautiful view  NP

a physical fight  NP

a spunky redhead  NP

anniversary bros  NP

his real parents  NP

his wisdom teeth  NP

humanity's reign  NP

one mile an hour  QUANTITY

some crazy stunt  NP

that judge photo  NP

the Kremlin Wall  FAC

the banana thing  NP

the dirtiest one  NP

the landing gear  NP

Ah, midsize sedan  NP

Flight attendants  NP

Hey, growth spurt  NP

Marshall's flight  NP

Original Air Date  NP

She's chewing gum  NP

Tom's anniversary  NP

Well, not just us  NP

a Mosby road trip  NP

a children's book  NP

a reasonable plan  NP

a restricted area  NP

a soul mate thing  NP

every male member  NP

highway accidents  NP

his middle finger  NP

my little cousins  NP

some storage unit  NP

someone's wedding  NP

the Gypsy's curse  NP

the Stinson Curse  NP

the belt industry  NP

the biggest fight  NP

the channel guide  NP

the greatest city  NP

No more sumbitches  NP

a curling bonspiel  NP

an old Gypsy woman  NP

chocolate marzipan  NP

font color=#00FF00  NP

gloveless amateurs  NP

my plutonic friend  NP

one "no girlfriend  NP

the Farhampton Inn  FAC

the Stinson family  NP

the childhood home  NP

the weirdest thing  NP

(laughing) NARRATOR  NP

(panting) Hey, lady  NP

But Stella's living  NP

Mennonite Windmills  WORK_OF_AR

a Monstrosity Sport  NP

a complete stranger  NP

all the big changes  NP

an anniversary gift  NP

front desk stranger  NP

our unsung neighbor  NP

the Kennedy Package  FAC

the old Gypsy woman  NP

your Uncle Marshall  NP

"Mennonite Windmills  NP

Canadian stereotypes  NP

Lady Tedwina Slowsby  NP

The Road Trip Master  WORK_OF_AR

a rolled-up magazine  NP

a weird cousin thing  NP

an electronic device  NP

awesome guitar solos  NP

her long-lost locket  NP

only one more flight  NP

"The Road Trip Master  NP

(both moaning) RANJIT  NP

> <font color=#00FFFF  NP

And now the true tale  NP

Mmm, caramel marzipan  NP

No, "account settings  NP

a 21st-century toilet  NP

his sky-diving school  NP

other people's houses  NP

some newfangled train  NP

some road trip issues  NP

that locket's trouble  NP

the Dutch bucklesmith  NP

the Statue of Liberty  FAC

the glove compartment  NP

the seven-hour detour  NP

♪ Monstrosity Sport  NP

, a one percent chance  NP

King Joffrey's parents  NP

Not the driving gloves  NP

What a wonderful night  NP

a fair and wise leader  NP

a humiliating nickname  NP

a thousand lady boners  NP

all electronic devices  NP

an unquenchable thirst  NP

leather driving gloves  NP

the east-- Long Island  NP

these "cute" baby pics  NP

Earth's new ape masters  NP

a dangerous wild animal  NP

a life-changing weekend  NP

that color-blind genius  NP

your 18th-century stops  NP

Creepy telepathic murder  NP

a really great road trip  NP

My sweet, beautiful child  NP

no committed relationship  NP

their flower girl dresses  NP

love and unicorn teardrops  NP

Barney's dad's cousin Renee  NP

a James Patterson audio book  NP

the only successful marriage  NP

No new insulting Marvin photo  NP

just another obnoxious update  NP

some miserable, lonely person  NP

the 40-foot-tall butter churn  NP

♪ Oh, no, not a Monstrosity  NP

an extremely subtle guilt trip  NP

some weird roadside attraction  NP

The Battle Hymn of the Republic  WORK_OF_AR

the nearest, dirtiest strip club  NP

(phone ringing) Eriksen residence  NP

some naughty-naughty-naughty things  NP

(laughs) No new insulting Marvin photo  NP

just a friendly, innocent wedding gift  NP

the whole Midwestern aw-shucksy-doodles thing  NP

> == <font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font> NARRATOR  NP

Dutch  NORP

Canadian  NORP

Russian  NORP