Show: How I Met Your Mother - 8x11

(to) aah  VERB

ass  NOUN

(to) got  VERB

non  ADJ

tat  NOUN

9:06  NOUN

cop  NOUN

dude  NOUN

gimp  NOUN

narc  NOUN

sync  NOUN

true  ADJ

bimbo  NOUN

bison  NOUN

bitch  NOUN

(to) conk  VERB

egret  NOUN

grown  ADJ

hated  ADJ

honor  NOUN

hubba  NOUN

jerky  NOUN

moose  NOUN

(to) sire  VERB

(to) throw  VERB

winky  ADJ

amigo  NOUN

birdie  NOUN

chime  NOUN

clingy  ADJ

dance-  ADV

horsie  NOUN

iconic  ADJ

loudly  ADV

mantel  NOUN

(to) meddle  VERB

scoff  NOUN

stache  NOUN

that'  NOUN

(to) unjinx  VERB

buffalo  NOUN

chuggin  NOUN

(to) condone  VERB

deluded  ADJ

divider  NOUN

farting  NOUN

(to) honor  VERB

minibar  NOUN

onesie  NOUN

pilate  NOUN

psyched  ADJ

refined  ADJ

singing  NOUN

skyline  NOUN

viola--  NOUN

wiener  NOUN

anarchic  ADJ

behavior  NOUN

coworker  NOUN

favorite  ADJ

mustache  NOUN

narrator  NOUN

obsessed  ADJ

pharaohs  NOUN

(to) realize  VERB

sniffle  NOUN

speaking  ADJ

storagey  NOUN

suresie  NOUN

tristate  ADJ

(to) unjinxe  VERB

(to) unveil  VERB

butthole  NOUN

(to) clamor  VERB

excitedly  ADV

geometric  ADJ

gonorrhea  ADV

hackmigo  NOUN

(to) lactate  VERB

nighttime  NOUN

singsongy  ADJ

timeshare  NOUN

vertebrae  NOUN

wholesale  ADJ

antiquated  ADJ

building--  NOUN

hopelessly  ADV

(to) maximize  VERB

pentathlon  NOUN

shockingly  ADV

soundproof  ADJ

underrated  ADJ

validation  NOUN

windowless  ADJ

dimensional  ADJ

influential  ADJ

luxuriously  ADV

muttonchop  NOUN

architecture  NOUN

transcendent  ADJ

color=#00FFFF  NOUN

irretrievably  ADV

(to) overcorrecte  VERB

creepynightmare  NOUN

relish  NOUN

possible  ADJ

(to) obsess  VERB

earthy  ADJ

(to) singe  VERB

rhubarb  NOUN

lame  ADJ

granite  NOUN

(to) distort  VERB

derivative  ADJ

(to) dub  VERB

(to) wallow  VERB

merciful  ADJ

repulsive  ADJ

grunt  NOUN

twinkle  NOUN

lullaby  NOUN

clarity  NOUN

unprofessional  ADJ

poorly  ADV

(to) annoy  VERB

banker  NOUN

hurtful  ADJ

masterpiece  NOUN

athletic  NOUN

nauseous  ADJ

reign  NOUN

(to) sigh  VERB

tuxedo  NOUN

architect  NOUN

bastard  NOUN

(to) exhale  VERB

edible  ADJ

(to) diminish  VERB

uneven  ADJ

contemporary  ADJ

completely  ADV

(to) expand  VERB

(to) carve  VERB

living  NOUN

syrup  NOUN

jinx  NOUN

(to) jinx  VERB

teeny  ADJ

bun  NOUN

jerk  ADJ

(to) echo  VERB

fart  NOUN

horny  ADJ

inventory  NOUN

beautifully  ADV

cord  NOUN

nickel  NOUN

(to) whoop  VERB

petty  ADJ

pal  NOUN

proposition  NOUN

hideous  ADJ

drunken  ADJ

(to) smoke  VERB

skyscraper  NOUN

skeleton  NOUN

(to) wink  VERB

(to) gasp  VERB

font  ADJ

font  NOUN

(to) font  VERB

cab  NOUN

(to) breathe  VERB

(to) blend  VERB

astonishing  ADJ

ridiculous  ADJ

currency  NOUN

daring  ADJ

lotion  NOUN

onion  NOUN

spicy  ADJ

(to) mock  VERB

(to) sketch  VERB

population  NOUN

grandchild  NOUN

cigar  NOUN

ultimately  ADV

limb  NOUN

wit  NOUN

trophy  NOUN

rib  NOUN

robot  NOUN

(to) sting  VERB

worm  NOUN

nightmare  NOUN

freshman  NOUN

cough  NOUN

(to) cough  VERB

medium  NOUN

(to) whack  VERB

(to) communicate  VERB

snack  NOUN

quietly  ADV

sort  ADV

sort  NOUN

disturbing  ADJ

breakdown  NOUN

nest  NOUN

(to) live  VERB

rap  NOUN

(to) explode  VERB

scenario  NOUN

contrary  ADJ

dining  NOUN

emotionally  ADV

belief  NOUN

coward  NOUN

(to) monitor  VERB

bow  NOUN

devastated  ADJ

expression  NOUN

(to) pee  VERB

(to) attend  VERB

mistaken  ADJ

campus  NOUN

performance  NOUN

definitely  ADV

amazing  ADJ

slightly  ADV

sack  NOUN

(to) reject  VERB

physically  ADV

(to) pitch  VERB

poetry  NOUN

inevitably  ADV

hold  NOUN

(to) hold  VERB

few  ADJ

feeling  NOUN

(to) dismiss  VERB

ceiling  NOUN

(to) adjust  VERB

achievement  NOUN

terror  NOUN

elephant  NOUN

side  NOUN

cage  NOUN

hint  NOUN

(to) climb  VERB

neat  ADJ

pound  NOUN

strip  NOUN

violent  ADJ

pit  NOUN

magical  ADJ

creepy  ADJ

cookie  NOUN

childhood  NOUN

bang  NOUN

(to) bang  VERB

comment  NOUN

(to) comment  VERB

annoying  ADJ

lecture  NOUN

review  NOUN

(to) propose  VERB

barn  NOUN

standard  NOUN

underwear  NOUN

classic  ADJ

version  NOUN

anxious  ADJ

concert  NOUN

invitation  NOUN

(to) cheat  VERB

(to) rob  VERB

adult  NOUN

cheer  NOUN

(to) insist  VERB

giant  ADJ

(to) yell  VERB

bat  NOUN

soda  NOUN

former  ADJ

(to) scream  VERB

privacy  NOUN

expert  NOUN

mental  ADJ

(to) refuse  VERB

(to) punch  VERB

(to) appreciate  VERB

yet  ADV

text  NOUN

(to) shout  VERB

liquid  ADJ

vacation  NOUN

lamb  NOUN

knee  NOUN

jam  NOUN

(to) jam  VERB

beef  NOUN

basket  NOUN

event  NOUN

(to) earn  VERB

silence  NOUN

parent  NOUN

winter  NOUN

load  NOUN

popular  ADJ

fantasy  NOUN

(to) rate  VERB

damn  ADJ

incredibly  ADV

(to) nail  VERB

emotional  ADJ

(to) repeat  VERB

basement  NOUN

(to) interrupt  VERB

guilt  NOUN

prom  NOUN

throat  NOUN

(to) chase  VERB

model  NOUN

(to) model  VERB

(to) crack  VERB

(to) ignore  VERB

pocket  NOUN

photo  NOUN

parking  NOUN

junior  ADJ

(to) stress  VERB

(to) exist  VERB

selfish  ADJ

(to) watch  VERB

career  NOUN

fancy  ADJ

stranger  NOUN

(to) draw  VERB

tiny  ADJ

painting  NOUN

(to) race  VERB

sexual  ADJ

trash  NOUN

style  NOUN

revenge  NOUN

(to) trade  VERB

post  NOUN

(to) post  VERB

purpose  NOUN

(to) engage  VERB

several  ADJ

professor  NOUN

(to) invite  VERB

nature  NOUN

(to) correct  VERB

schedule  NOUN

opening  NOUN

(to) fake  VERB

roof  NOUN

professional  ADJ

student  NOUN

(to) toast  VERB

brilliant  ADJ

(to) celebrate  VERB

ugly  ADJ

loud  ADJ

happiness  NOUN

tie  NOUN

(to) settle  VERB

(to) split  VERB

corner  NOUN

regret  NOUN

train  NOUN

spirit  NOUN

often  ADV

bottle  NOUN

hall  NOUN

rough  ADJ

band  NOUN

(to) freak  VERB

camera  NOUN

asleep  ADJ

(to) assume  VERB

spot  NOUN

(to) lock  VERB

breaking  NOUN

(to) taste  VERB

arm  NOUN

trick  NOUN

(to) trick  VERB

nut  NOUN

(to) choose  VERB

plus  NOUN

(to) teach  VERB

hardly  ADV

(to) dare  VERB

honestly  ADV

defense  NOUN

RSVP  ORG

Barts  ORG

Oh, I  NP

= sync  NP

Barney  ORG

P-Funk  ORG

Sphinx  FAC

Wiffle  NORP

know--  ORG

100,000  MONEY

Oh, boy  NP

) Ranjit  NP

Barney's  ORG

But, Ted  NP

Good one  NP

Playbook  ORG

Wesleyan  NORP

all that  NP

you guys  NP

A pit guy  NP

Bye, guys  NP

Uh, "9:06  NP

more time  NP

♪ Night  NP

300 pounds  QUANTITY

Good Night  WORK_OF_AR

Good night  NP

Oh, my God  NP

Pinot Noir  ORG

Robin nuts  NP

Wrong list  NP

hand stuff  NP

jerk faces  NP

one detail  NP

pit people  NP

small talk  NP

(evil laugh  NP

a long jinx  NP

another man  NP

cough syrup  NP

even Ranjit  NP

every bimbo  NP

every photo  NP

five adults  NP

hubba-hubba  ORG

liquid form  NP

my main man  NP

nice lotion  NP

robot voice  NP

so much ♪  NP

three limbs  NP

(phone rings  NP

(robot voice  NP

(sighs) Lily  NP

BOTH: Scotch  NP

Bar-Barney's  ORG

Breaking Bad  WORK_OF_AR

a Pinot Noir  NP

a big wiener  NP

a great idea  NP

a hotel room  NP

a long story  NP

a strip club  NP

another jinx  NP

best friends  NP

creepy Daryl  NP

the one hand  NP

the only way  NP

♪ NARRATOR  NP

♪ Take it,  WORK_OF_AR

(gasps) Robin  NP

(phone chimes  NP

(quietly): Hi  NP

All the faces  NP

Barney's hand  NP

Barney's plan  NP

Black Diamond  FAC

Hey, hot sack  NP

Oh, something  NP

The old "fire  NP

a nice memory  NP

a soda bottle  NP

another woman  NP

freshman year  NP

such an honor  NP

the GNB Tower  NP

the knee barn  NP

two vertebrae  NP

very bad luck  NP

Barney's fault  NP

Oh, hi, Barney  NP

President Taft  NP

Sports Talk AM  WORK_OF_AR

The Final Page  WORK_OF_AR

Western Plains  LOC

a drunken move  NP

a little while  NP

my best friend  NP

popular belief  NP

the damn music  NP

the first time  NP

the huge thing  NP

the old campus  NP

trick question  NP

tuxedo onesies  NP

your big night  NP

♪ The places  NP

Ah, poot-tu-tat  NP

All your dreams  NP

Even that party  NP

One quick thing  NP

Our first night  NP

Right, the ring  NP

Super ugly baby  NP

World Wide News  ORG

a few questions  NP

a grown-ass man  NP

all the farting  NP

all these years  NP

just a building  NP

only one person  NP

some crazy part  NP

the best memory  NP

the first place  NP

the living room  NP

the onion rings  NP

the only person  NP

the real reason  NP

the whole world  NP

these two rules  NP

this little guy  NP

(sighs) NARRATOR  NP

Marvin's lullaby  NP

Professor Vinick  NP

Spicy beef jerky  NP

Teddy Westside's  ORG

Well, not people  NP

Your Mother 8x11  NP

a former student  NP

a leading expert  NP

a little privacy  NP

a little version  NP

all my coworkers  NP

all my inventory  NP

edible underwear  NP

his own comments  NP

his own rib cage  NP

my favorite spot  NP

my favorite time  NP

the egret nickel  NP

the wrong person  NP

2:12 p.m.-- guilt  NP

Ooh, fancy lotion  NP

Revenge fantasies  NP

a Wiffle ball bat  NP

a black tie event  NP

emotional clarity  NP

my childhood hero  NP

our amazing night  NP

some old feelings  NP

the biggest night  NP

the tristate area  NP

your real friends  NP

Frank Viola-- jinx  NP

Nice, uneven floor  NP

a Hacky Sack store  NP

a strange question  NP

font color=#00FFFF  NP

my dad-- something  NP

the buffalo nickel  NP

the granite poetry  NP

the hidden cameras  NP

those huge wieners  NP

The only difference  NP

The, the whole band  NP

Yom Kippur services  NP

Yom Kippur's a fast  NP

a little winky face  NP

a really good point  NP

a, a weird mustache  NP

antiquated currency  NP

such an achievement  NP

that little bastard  NP

the Minnesota Twins  ORG

the Three Hackmigos  EVENT

the World Wide News  ORG

the three hackmigos  NP

what brilliant mind  NP

your childhood hero  NP

No, year-end reviews  NP

possible broken ribs  NP

some wholesale knees  NP

the spicy beef jerky  NP

(all whooping) Huzzah  NP

And also your cookies  NP

Gaudí's architecture  NP

Maybe the future Mrs.  NP

Right, Handlebar Pete  NP

Still, the best night  NP

Sure, pretty standard  NP

Yeah, yeah, that baby  NP

a transcendent moment  NP

his nighttime lullaby  NP

the Manhattan skyline  NP

the classic love song  NP

The youngest architect  NP

unprofessional reasons  NP

Patrice's favorite spot  NP

the Black Diamond bison  NP

And what a pretty basket  NP

a beautifully drawn knee  NP

his petty, hurtful words  NP

that cold December night  NP

the same sexual partners  NP

Marvin's nightly schedule  NP

Patrice's favorite spot--  NP

a three-dimensional model  NP

everyone else's interests  NP

my building's co-op board  NP

that sweet, sweet 'stache  NP

Architecture Vision Weekly  ORG

a three-dimensional medium  NP

our magical romantic night  NP

petty personal differences  NP

Robin's most hated coworker  NP

Sweet merciful Franks Gehry  NP

Totally, he's Ted's pit guy  NP

a complete mental breakdown  NP

a petty personal difference  NP

sort of the Mark Zuckerberg  NP

the anarchic geometric form  NP

the completely wrong moment  NP

our grandchildren's children  NP

the World Wide News building  NP

your Uncle Marshall's advice  NP

our, our faces up there, buddy  NP

Especially dance- based revenge  NP

little Marvin ♪ Stars twinkle  NP

the most amazing Christmas gift  NP

those giant dining hall hot dogs  NP

Teddy Westside's kick-ass building  NP

the poorly lit windowless basement  NP

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little Marvin ♪ ♪ Stars twinkle  NP

The Dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪  WORK_OF_AR

the more iconic Western Plains bison  NP

The shockingly still single Ted Mosby  NP

jam-band concert parking lot athletics  NP

my favorite non-speaking jinxed person  NP

Part One and Two</font> Original Air Date  NP

the most influential architecture professor  NP

a daring yet refined contemporary masterpiece  NP

Legendary  WORK_OF_AR